
ocelots are so fucking adorable.
LOOK AT ITS CUTE LITTLE FACE :D
OH GOD IT HAS DEMON EYES I BET THIS IS CROWLEY’S FAVOURITE ANIMAL OTHER THAN HELL HOUNDS AND HUMANS

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

I love how a band/album can represent period in your life and that every time when you listen to it you get a weird familiar feeling, as if you’re going back in time to that part of your life.

dalf:
Dogs from this year’s Creative Dog Grooming Competition in Hershey, Pennsylvania [telegraph/via]

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
I reblogged this a few minutes ago, but then that^^^
Jackie Chan has the best story ever about Bruce Lee
Actually the best.
“i just wanted bruce lee to hold me as long as he can” aw, jackie chan. badass and sweetheart.
stop telling me there is someone in this world that is perfect for me because you and i both know they live in fucking poland or uganda and ill never meet them
Well if that’s the case you uganda go find them
i swear to god im gonna take a poland hit you over the head with it
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?